I'm a fool to do your dirty work

"Tonda, I just unplugged my last toilet for the summer. I don't care, I refuse to do it again."

"Why didn't you have Gerry do it? He's good at it."

"No I could handle it. I just don't want to do it again."

"The girls always make Gerry do it."

"What??"

"Yeah, the girls act all 'I can do it myself' until they have a clogged toilet, and then they send me in to do the job."

"Someone could have told me that before I spent 45 minutes plunging until my hands ached and mopping up overflow."

"oooooh, you definitely should have had Gerry do it."

"I need a shower."